It makes me laugh to think this moron Rufus thinks he has ANY chance of being elected when MY hat is in the ring. In any case, my Free Jack Daniels Tennessee Whisky plank beats hell out of his Free Iron City Beer plank. You can get drunk a lot faster on Jack Daniels. And ya don't burp so much. Nor have to pee nearly so often. And you don't need to dispose of so many empties afterward.

Brains, Bobert. It takes brains to get elected. That is why yer cousin is gonna lose and I'm gonna win, coz I've got the brains.

- Chongo