Been listening to some Justin Bieber. 'Fraid it's not my cup of tea - but then I'm not a teenage girl - and I've no interest in breathy singing and mushy words.

But what does it matter when, as I said earlier, I've 14,000 tracks of stuff I do like on my iPod?

As an old (German) friend of mine often reminded me, "In Germany, we have a saying - 'for every pot there is a lid.'"