Well as long as we are going to talk about penises (*G*G*G*G*) at Mudcat, here's one to think about.

I heard one about a guy found dead in the bathroom on his wedding night. Seems the little lady got tired of waiting for him to come out, and went to investigate. He had wired his penis and nipples with alligator clips and plugged himself in, and ZAP!

Oops!

What, he was warming up his engine before putting it in gear? It was supposedly a true story. And it may actually have been, considering the source, which I cannot divulge.

Ehoops!

Then there was a funny Simpson's episode on this topic, they go for group therapy and.... someone else tell that one, OK? I did my part. (get it, "PART"?) Besides, me, therapy-- better not go there.

~Susan