The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3359832
Posted By: Amos
05-Jun-12 - 11:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, the yards to go was just nineteen,
ANd the score was locked up tight.
We was pinned down by their blocking line,
Those clods of gloom and night.
But we were all game and fired up,
We were ready for the ride,
There was no defense good enough!
For Mom was on our side.

Well the ref ran out and his whistle blew
With a shriek like an unoiled owl
But just at the snap, their quarterback
Got nailed for an off-sides foul.
And they tagged our GNu fpor traveling
Though why, Gawd only knows!
So we reset the line in a bad state of mind,
With eighteen yards to go.