Hey, dudes, the presidency don't go cheap. I think you need a system wherein every person over 18 in the USA is provided a dollar by the US government. That dollar is taken back and given 50/50 to the candidates. NO private or corporate donations allowed. The penalty for donating is death to the offending board members.

I'd also point out to my friend, Bobert, that 94.97% of the people who use statistics in arguments make 'em up as the go along.