I know you said stop now but a very easy 'workshop' we ran as a scratch border morris side at Whitby one year was getting the audience to dance 'Three Jolly Sheepskins' to Shepheards Hey tune. We then did it competiveky with 3 likely lads from the audience vs 3 dancers from our team - And then sped up the music until someone cocked up. Invariably one of the dancers :-)

I'll stop now.

Can't speak for anyone else.

DtG