Plastic Jesus as performed by the King Earl Boogie Band

Something like this if memory serves me correctly...

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
On my travels through the nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

[Chorus]
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Though the sun shines on his back
Makes him peel, chip, and crack
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

and so on in similar vein. Great fun actually, and then the immortal verse...

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I' afraid he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if I have a wreck he'll leave a scar