Beware potential US of A raiders (and your Fenian hang-oners).

Canada, and its British friends (with the former Aboriginal landowners),bravely fought you off in 1812.

Canada now has lethal Timbits (diabetis beware) to shoot off at you - and you now have bigger heads (and possibly more massive bodies) for the Ango-loyalists (supported by the Franco-not-so-loyalists) to hit.
(not sure if the Aboriginals can help, as there are few Tims to volly in the hinterland).