Come here, ya Big Chuck. I gotcher snog right here ...

Jeez, I was wandering around backstage on Cattegie Hall the other night just admiring the handiwork and all the amenities you thought of for the performers. The hot tub was an especially nice touch, with that cute waiter serving Flamenco Rolls and Guiness. No wonder I was a little late for my own performance. Thank God all I had to put on was that bubblewrap.

Oooofph... When we snog that smooshed up, you bust my bubbles, ya Big Chuck ...

And dry snogs all 'round for the U.K.-Cateers. ww