The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3363714
Posted By: Rapparee
15-Jun-12 - 09:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, when he's sober enough not to fall in, yes. Usually we call him "Patty-Cake" Pater. When he's cadged enough drinks you'll never guess what his favorite little game is. He's also a noted essayist and aesthete. I can't provide the full experience because the original is hand-engrossed in crayon:

Art gud. Prity pikturs er nis. Art gif me muny far wizky. Art gud. Art mayk me fel gud. Pate-caak gud to.

An entire branch of aesthetics has been founded upon the basis of the above essay.