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Thread #59418 Message #3363793
Posted By: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
15-Jun-12 - 01:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You know what you are Rap? You are a flippin' dissgrace, eh? A flippin' dissgrace! You hang arrownd with total flippin' idiots at this awefull place they call the Hovel. What is that? A hotel for Hos? I figger not, coz it sounds like there is only dirty and crazy old men there ecskept for some flippin' old hag that is in charge of the place and calls herself a general commadner or somethin' like that. The fact that you like spendin' yer time with them sort of people tells me that you are a flippin' dissgrace to all humanity and not worth as much as a dog. You got nothin' to boast about. If I was you I would ware a flippin' bag over my head when I went outside and pretend that I was, like, somebody else. I am real glad that I am up here in God's country of North Ontario and not livin' anywheres near that dump you keep talkin' about...the Hovell.
I got respect here, man. When I walk down the street people say, "Look! There is Shane McBride. He is soooo flippin' cool! He is the most ellagi...eligaqb...the most flippin' coolest bachedlor in this hole town, eh? Gosh, I wish I was like Shane."
What do they say when you walk down the street?
- Shane