Youse American flipheads always retreat when you see the McBrides advancin'! We have flippin' drove you from the field time and again, eh? My fambly has a long flippin' histry of victry wherever we go. That is why North Ontario has remaned safe and not been took over by the flippin' USA or the Russians or the Chinese eether.

There was a little trouble with the French now and then, but we have kept them basicly in check fer the most part. The only flippin' thing they ever forced us to do was to take French in school! An outrage! It is not a real langwage like English, eh? It was made up by some perofessers in Paris back in...like...the 1500's? Anyways, they made it up them selves and then forced other people to speak it by passin' a law that said they HAD to. And now all Canadians have to learn it in school. Like I said, it's a outrage!

My fambly has always spoke English. You can go right back to the Bible OR Darwin for proof on that. English was the first flippin' langwage ever spoke on Earth and it is still the best one to this flippin' day.

- Shane