Good lord, I'm glad I'm not as sensitive as some. You people must be kidding. Right?

Reminds me of a promotional thing I once saw on TV. A person was hyping the benefits of free-range chicken eggs versus what you normally buy in the store (Not that I don't agree - but I try to maintain a sense of proportion).

She said the shells of the store-bought were thinner and the egg yolks were yellow, not orange. "Ghastly!" she moaned.

Come on.