I would like to quell a vicious rumor circulating that Romney is a unicorn. It is just a rumor, pure and simple. At least, that is what I heard. Of course, we are not totally sure without...the l-o-n-g pictures of his shaved head to be sure that he didn't have his mono-horn (or pair of horns, either, for that matter!) removed in a secret medical facility in France when he was there "selling" Mormonism.

Naturally, of course, if he DID have that done--and I am not saying he did--it would have been covered by their health care, which covers far more than "Romneycare" or its unloved child "Obamacare." But I digress...

Saul