True gnu, but how do you explain to the ref why you have an opponent's shirt in your hand?

My post got stuck on the satellite! Grrrr!

I understand. My post was re Ronaldo ripping off his own shirt, diving, whining to the ref like a wee girl and then winking to his mates about how he fucked over Rooney. Yes, that SEEMS far fetched but I wouldn't put it past him. Yes, I am biased. I just abhor the prissy little diva.