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Thread #59418 Message #3368628
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Jun-12 - 10:30 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The "Moon" is actually an adroitly camouflaged space station, orbited many years ago by the Power Gnomes of Lichtenstein. Inside are many things, including a complete genetics lab where samples of the best of human DNA (e.g., my baby teeth, stuff that was removed from me during various surgeries) are kept until the day comes when it is necessary to clone a better "human race." The Power Gnomes, if you haven't heard, just yesterday singed a joint aggression treaty with the Elves of Andorra; the date for the takeover of the Eurasian continent has not yet been named but it is rumored to be "soon."