I heard Michael Johnson recently. He sang a parody of Roy Orbison's "Blue Bayou" that went something like this:

I went out one autumn day,
The sky was dark, the clouds were gray;
A gust of wind caught my toupee
And it blew by you.

I'm going back out there to find my hair
That blew by you.
It's a black toupee with just a touch of gray
That blew by you.
I've got no peace of mind without that piece of mine;
My head looks like a baby's behind.
I wish I dug where to find that rug
That blew... by... you.