I wanted to say the same about the folk/bluegrass--just didn't want to push the fantasy too far :-). I'd also make allowances for an acoustic jazz event. The soshskyerity thing is a GREAT suggestion!
6. He would also NEVER walk out from behind a podium at a speech, debate etc. Clinton was the ONLY person who could do that well and the rest are so embarrasing they make me cringe.