A Compilation of the above:
Vicar:               "To the woods, to the woods with the rubber goods".
Little Girl:        "But I'm only thirteen!"
Vicar:               "I'm not superstitious"
Vicar:               "To the Woods, To the woods!"

Little Girl:        "I'll tell the Vicar"
Vicar:               "I am the Vicar!"
Little Girl:        "But you've got a dirty collar."
Vicar:               "I'm a dirty vicar!"
Vicar:               "To the Woods, To the woods!"

Little Girl:        "I'll tell the vicar's son"
Vicar:               "The vicar hasn't got a son – yet!"
Vicar:               "To the Woods, To the woods!"

Little Girl:        "But I want to go to the Pictures!
Vicar:               "There are pictures on the wall.
Little Girl:        "But they don't move!
Vicar:               "We'll make them move!
Vicar:               "To the Woods, To the woods!

Little Girl:         "No not in the woods I'll scream!"
Vicar:               "Go ahead and, scream!"
Little Girl:        "eeeeek"
Vicar:               "To the Woods, To the woods!"

Little Girl:        "But it's Good Friday"
Vicar:               "It's good any day".
Little Girl:        "I'll tell the canon"
Vicar:"We've fired the canon
Little Girl:        I'll tell the bishop
Vicar:        The bishop's coming later

Little Girl:        I'm in the family way
Vicar:        You're in everybody's way
Vicar:        To the Woods, To the woods!

Little Girl:        My mother's not going to like it
Vicar:        Your mother's not going to get it
Little Girl:        Mummy said the grass is wet and ten pence isn't enough!
Vicar:        To the woods, to the woods

Little Girl:        No! Not the woods, anything but the woods.
Vicar:        ANYTHING???
Little Girl:        To the Woods, To the woods!!!!!!!!!!!!!