"There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow, There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow. And his temperature's high as an elephant's eye, I think this poor bugger is ready to die"
"Oh what a beautiful scalpel, Oh what a beautiful knife, I've got a wonderful feeling, We can still save his poor life"
"Oh what a bad operation, Oh how I wish it weren't true, I did my durndest to save him, Looks like he didn't pull through."