The driving instructor who got me through the test told me the time to engage brain was before you got in the car, in those days we didnt have sat nav people who drive into rivers and the like and say their sat nav told them to do it obviously never heard the maxim or perhaps didny hae brains tae engage.

The same seems tae be true of onybuddy wha thinks the polis wid send ye a wee message if ye hid din onythin no legal instead o clappin ye in irons.