The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #145734 Message #3372224
Posted By: Jim Carroll
05-Jul-12 - 04:56 AM
Thread Name: Why pub sessions never end
Subject: RE: Why pub sessions never end
I'm sure you remember Tomas and Maisie Friel.
During the Clancy week there was a pub full of drinkers in their bar way after closing time and around 1.00am some of them decided to leave.
Maisie peered out through the blinds to see if the coast was clear and saw two Guards (police) having a smoke in the doorway of the garage over the road (in those days there was no permanent police presence at the police station).
She told the leavers to wait until they'd gone away, but after nearly an hour they still hadn't moved, so she stormed over to them and asked politely, "Will you pair ever **** off for five minutes while I empty the pub"
Such stuff are legends made of!!