Pongo's Bongos

Loud & disruptive percussion instruments especially suitable for drowning out those precious, disdainful & snobbish diddley sessions.

New for 2012!

Genuine galvanised steel dustbin lid with beater, complete with 1lb hammer: £49.00

Practice Metronome, uniquely calibrated to be perpetually off the beat: £73.99

Pre-stretched guitar strings, guaranteed to stay out of tune: £4.50 each or set of 5 only £9.99

Extra noisy bodrhans & amplifiers if required, can be turned up to eleven!!

Instruction books showing how you too can accomplish an unforgettable performance!!