I will take it broken, half broken, high tuition, weeds, global warming, hard dirt and all.

All you have to do is go down to El Paso and look across the Rio Grande at Ciudad Juárez. Look at the chickens in the windows with no glass and pigs in the door ways with no doors. Trash, tires and junk cars for decoration. You don't even need binoculars.

You will have a death grip on the USA after that.