So here was my phone conversations yesterday.
1) to my 87 year old aunt visiting my mom

NO aunt G you cannot drive to the store, my sister will get you anything you need, you can't see

1 hour later.   OMG Dan aunt G crashed the car and broke her wrist, - she is now on the couch next to my mom


2) NO mom don't even think about picking up that baby .. doc said stay down ...   

1 hour later OMG Dan mom tore her stitches out and broke the bag picking up the baby ..


3) NO sis, you daugher can visit mom but her no good loser tattooed creep criminal boyfriend is not to go near the house

1 hour later after he was in visiting also

OMG Dan someone took cash out of mom's purse and her credit card is gone ..


Here that sound, it is the shit cannon going off