I am laughing also Ebbie, no one would believe me that they are like this but they are ...

MOM if you don't drink water or some fluids doc says you will be in the hospital again in a day .. (I don't like drinking water) ok, well how about the billion gallons of grape juice coupons I gave you have my sister get you a bunch of it... or lemon aid ...

well I drink coffee instead ... $#$%$#

when is your docs appt. I missed it, I wanted to play with the baby instead #$#@$&^

I am the first one to call when a problem occurs anywhere but never one to listen to ..