This morning conversation with my aunt.

"Just called Aunt G to see how you are doing"
"Oh I am fine, gee Dan I sure hope they don't take my license"
"Well I sure hope they do, and if they don't I am taking it"
"What do you mean, I can drive"
"You can drive just find Aunt G, it is the stopping part that is kinda rough"
"What do you mean"
"Well you hit a PARKED CAR while driving, does that tell you anything"
"maybe you are right, see how it goes in my drivers test"
"I sure hope the cop that rides with you at the test has good insurance"


Now don't try to go upstairs ok, the last time you came down to "help mom you rolled down the steps like a sausage and spent a week in the hospital"

"OH I can still do steps, I ain't dead yet"

Note: hear that sound, it is the cat still scratching the cement