My brother had a Chevette, or maybe it was a Chevy 2. Anyway, one day my mother asked if she could take it to the store. Bro said, "It's got a floor shift -- can you drive a manual floor shift?" She looked at him in disgust and replied, "What do you think I learned to drive on?"

His was lime green, too.

He also had purple satin sheets. Last time I saw them his wife was using them as window drapes in the bathroom.