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Thread #59418   Message #3375137
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
11-Jul-12 - 11:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hugh Briss is the guy who lives across the street from me. He fixes small motors, but I suspect he is moonlightin' as a break and enter specialist, cos the car he drives can't be bought on his wages nor can the fancy duds and jewelry. I'm gonna take that sucker down one of these days.

Then there's Hugh Jass. He runs a variety store down the street and rides around on one of those little scooters so he don't have to walk nowhere. He watches TV all day behind the counter. I suspect he is cheatin' his customers out of their winnin' lottery tickets. There've been complaints from 3 old ladies, and I am lookin' into it. I am gonna take his gigantic ass down one day, and when I do, the Earth will shake from here all the way to Timbuktu.

There there's Hugh Mungus. He's an enforcer for the local mob. He tried to put me outta business with a bomb hidden in a crate of Costa Rican bananas. But he did not succeed. He will get his very soon, and it won't be nice.

- Chongo