You'd think a bride and groom with relatives like that would know to have a non-alcoholic reception. "Cake and punch will be served."

Vic, I feel sorry for whoever was marrying that groom in Brighton.

Howard, that was a good observation about saying 'yes' to everything on the list. I bet that explains having a ceilidh and a DJ. It ought to be one or the other. Though a DJ usually drives me out of a reception pronto.