My brother had a cat whose life included dropping behind enemy lines and spying and ... The cat would sit on his lap and act out his role every night. Me? It's usually "Alice, shut up" meeeowwww? Alice shut up "MAwwwwwww! Alice shut the F**K up. MMMEEEEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW>
Oh Christ! OK I will pet you.
Ok I will get you treats. OK Iwill...
She is a difficult cat.