That is a question which has been vexing Canadians for years, JennieG. I fear we may never know for sure. One thing, though, if they ever exhibit a replica of Stephen Harper at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum, the hair on it will be PERFECT...just like the hair on the werewolf in the great Warren Zevon song "Werewolves of London".

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Jack, ask yourself what the average human being might do after being confined naked for years in a small wire fence enclosure and being gawked at by giggling, gibbering ape and monkey tourists day after day...the scenes in the old "Planet of the Apes" come to mind. It is just this sort of horrific situation that Chongo plans to put an end to after his inauguration.