"Give me a home where the buffalo roam and I'll show you a house full of shit"

I haven't heard that one since Granny burnt her arse whilst riding the range...



All together now:

I'll go to the session, take me shotgun along
And I'll shoot the next bastard who asks for that song.
And the hangman will say, as I drop through the floor
Now you never will hear the Wild Rover no more.