Okay, Bobertz, I see ya joined up with these modern hiphop dummies that don't use the language right no more, and yer usin' that dumb label "junk" to describe yer own little, tiny, shrivelled up reproduction thingee. So it floats? Big whoop. Word on the street is that it ain't been put to use in so long that it don't even remember how. I guess if someone was to cut it off and throw it in the Potomac or some other handy waterway, it would eventually float all the way down to the ocean...where it would promptly get ate by a seagull.

- Chongo