Before this thread once more sinks to the bottom of the deep blue sea, I must protest against the version

Britons never never never shall be -
marr-i-ed to a mer-may-id,
at the bottom of the deep blue sea.

which admittedly is very funny, but politically incorrect, blatantly advocating racism, apartheid, and discrimination by sexual preference. Gay British farmers have the right to marry whom they choose (provided legal age and mutual consent)!

I found the tune somewhere else, I think it ought to be archived in the DigiTrad as well - for strictly scientific purposes, of course.