Irrelevant is a large, grey animal with a trunk, and is indigenous to the continent of Africa.

With the exception of one who lives in our local zoo. It appears that he may be incontinent.

One the other hand, an allegory is a large, lizard-like animal that lives in the Everglades and other swampy areas.

However, just remember that when you find yourself up to your ass in alligators, it was your idea to drain the swamp.

Words to live by. . . .

Don Firth