(More geriatric moaning...) I also don't like the enormous screen. I feel dwarfed and intimidated. I actually like the little tiny portable DVD player my husband has. You select a nice gentle film (eg Sound of Music) get the volume down to a whisper, sit up in bed and watch it. No cringe-making ear-shattering decibels, no whizzing-about camera shots, no violence or horrifying scenes. You doze off deliciously content. That's my idea of perfect film-viewing.