To be sung to the tune of Jock stewart

I can parrock, and twin and cheat with a skin,
I can write a great song with all these words in.
what would willie Scott say were he here today
Och noo wheer is the plagiarising

Oh they're easy and free wi ma words dee yi see
wi parrock and cheat and wi skin
its no the words that belong tae me
but the order that I put them in
With fulsome credit to Spleen Cringe for the original Idea and willie Scott for a good line
john