Welcome to the Cardiac Club. Did you sneeze?

Ya' know they have you all prepared on the coughing and they want you to cough post op to help keep the lungs clear and all but nobody mentions sneezing. I wsa several days post op when I felt the sneeze coming. In that nanosecond before the sneeze exploded my mind went through all these horrendous thoughts which pretty much went like this: IF a cough feels so damn bad, and it does, how will I live through this damn sneeze?

Later as the nurse was shoveling up the formless blob that had previously been my body I tried to ask why the hell nobody told me about sneezing. I got no answer, just a small grin with a hint of evil..................


Spaw