""One of the reasons that some of my people preferred TOIL (Time Off In Lieu) to extra money was that, while you can tax money, you can't tax time!""

You can't buy food with time either.

That is a point of view, I confess, I have never been able to understand.

Don't these guys realise that an extra twenty quid tax equals an extra eighty quid in their pockets?

I tell you honestly, I wish I was paying £100 a week in tax right now.

I'd be able to afford holidays that didn't involve self catering in a mobile snail shell with the thermal capacity of a sheet of toilet tissue.

Don T.

Don T.