I stayed in a motel near Fredericton, NB for an hour. I was not pleased to start with but when my foot went through the floor while I was firin up the shower, I packed my bags into the wagon and turned in my key. Slept in the wagon.

The *itch wanted me to pay half the nightly rate as I had the room for an hour! I told her about the hole in the floor and suggested she get it fixed before the next inspection... she got the idea.