That's incredible. How the hell do you steal a police uniform when they're either being worn or locked up under the vigilant eyes of our watchful police?

And how convenient if the impersonator had just happened to nick a uniform of the right size? And why would anyone bother anyway?

Hang on, it's beginning to make sense. According to certain far right quarters, our police forces are the victims of creeping Cultural Marxism.

According to this theory, or rather to right wing mis-interpretations of it, the far left have given up trying to arouse the masses by revolutionary rhetoric. Instead, they have infiltrated the system, so that they can attack it from within.

In other words, they think that Britain is now in the hands of a cartel of creeping Marxists, who batten down on all right thinking people, whilst turning a blind eye to EG., Muslim immigration, paedophilia, unwashed benefit scroungers, and all the other enemies of everything that is noble about the British character. (Honest to God. I am not making this up. Clock the website of any British party to the right of UKIP and that is pretty much what they will say.)

So, following this logic, what could be more more natural for these bizzaros than to think that the cultural Marxist Metropolitan Police Commissioner himself must have authorised the stealing of a size whatever uniform, complete with boots, helmet and all other visible paraphenalia, to fit one of the demonstrators, so that said demonstrator could then kill an innocent passer by and blame it on the non-politically correct PC Harwood?

And to think they used to talk about the loony left!!!