Feed the birds a sixth of 5p a bag........
There was a crooked man, walked a crooked 1.60934km, found a crooked 2.5p, by a crooked stile.
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive, he stood 1.9812 meters and weighed 245 (Big John).
Oh what a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before, Oh what a beauty, it must be 0.6096m or even more!
0.0254m worm, 0.0254m worm, measuring the marigold......