I'd agree with Elmore, not so much about the thread itself - it's an interesting enough bit of geneological trivia in its way - but the contributions by the person who started it do leave a very nasty taste in the mouth. I assume that's intentional, so that shouldn't count as a personal attack.

Interestingly enough there appear to be at least three songs with the title and chorus "How can I miss you when you won't go away?" Not all dedicated to the thread originator, perhaps surprisingly.