I'm glad to see that yer gettin' inta the spirit of this thing, Bobertz, with all the verbal abuse and personal insults and stuff. That is an important part of the promotional aspect for sure. We gotta get our audience thinkin' that we hate each other's guts and got no respect fer one another so as to build up expectation for a really brutal match, a display of bone-headed stupidity and ill will that gets the viewers on their feet and drives 'em into a total frenzy.

Hmmmm...not a whole lot different from a presidential campaign when ya stop to think about it, huh? Only a lot more physical, that's all.

This is where we got the advantage over Obama and Romney, see? They can only get verbal with each other, coz they are men in suits. We on the other hand can kick, gouge, pound, hammer, claw, and throttle each other. We can even get some fake blood capsules to break and make it look like some major damage is bein' done.

I wanta warn you ahead of time, though...I won't tolerate lack of hygiene on yer part, see? I don't want MY face in someone's dirty armpit! You can LOOK as dirty as you want, I don't care about that....but if you do not shower before the match I will be VERY ticked off at you and I will really kick yer ass in no uncertain terms. Chimps can't STAND lack of hygeine. We insist on asolute cleanliness. Got that? I hope so. I would hate to hafta rip yer face off to get that point across.

Anyways, keep up the trash talkin'. You are doin' fine so far.

As for you, Rap, go suck on an old lemon. You got no business even participatin' in this discussion, so make like the wind and blow.

- Chongo