Great to click all the threads and get more verses... we were taught this by a really odd teacher at school.. have always remembered it and never had it written down.

My version of Jehu is

Jehu had a chariot of 97 horse power
He drove through Ramoth Gilead at 100 miles an hour
He had a spot of trouble in the main street of Jezreel
As little bits of Jezabel were sticking to the wheel!