All top wrestlers have a female helper to escort them to the ring, hold up posters about how great they are, give them moral support and so on. Who you gonna get, Bobert? Chongo will of course be accompanied by the lovely Renata Carson who is also his campaign office manager in Chicago. This slender dark-haired woman is from the Chicago area. She makes that trollop who used to show up with Randy Savage the Macho Man look like cheap change.

(I don't know how the hell Chongo persuades Renata to do all these things. It's a mystery. After all, she's smart, good looking, and well educated. I bet Obama wishes she was on his team.)