The version e-mailed me by my brother shows an official-looking Florida butterfly ballot. Where it used to say Reform Party, it now reads as follows:

"(MORON PARTY)
I'M SUCH A complete idiot that, although I meant to vote for Gore, I was baffled by this extremely simple ballot. I am clearly too stupid to be included in the process of electing a president."

I am to ill-equiped to actually reproduce this ?gem? for you.---John