T5Rs were very quick indeed in their day but suffered dreadfully with wheelspin if provoked. My 945 Sport Edition is quite brisk and I don't own a pipe and cannot remember when I last wore a cardigan although there may be one at the back of a wardrobe somewhere. I'm surprised about your Porsche. Back in the day several young men who had inheritances bought them, and they were terribly unreliable (and the meccos always ragged them rotten when they went in for servicing). And there was still the oversteer problem...