In separate statements, world-famous director Clint Eastwood and internationally beloved porn star Jenna Jameson have both endorsed Mitt Romney as the next President of the United States. Clint played "Dirty Harry," and Jenna markets porn-moan ringtones for your phone.

Eva Longoria, "Sexiest Woman of 2008," is backing Obama. So is Adam Baldwin, the friendly "Mr. Conductor" at Shining Time Station.

Question: Why should we care who entertainment celebs endorse?

Better question: Why do they want us to?

Best: Do we go with the candidate picked by our favorite celeb, or the candidate who's garnered the most celebs?

Suggestion: If voting in presidential elections could be restricted to entertainment celebrities over the age of 18, making at least $250,000 in the prior year, votes could be counted more quickly, and network TV broadcasts wouldn't have to be interrupted for boring Election Night Coverage.